Welcome to My Website...sort of

You ever have an idea in your head, but then when the idea actually comes to fruition it's never quite what you had imagined.  I had imagined recording a 15 second video saying "Welcome to My Website".

Instead, I got this.  Complete with jets flying over, a painting crew next door at the church, my old computer humming and vibrating, and trying to cook some pinto beans with bacon at the same time.  And all I wanted to say was "Welcome to My Website".

It would appear that saying "Welcome to My Website" is beyond my abilities.  I'll have to see what a professional gets for 15 seconds of work.  I hear you now, "Downtown Josh Brown could do it.  He's been on television!"  Well if you like Josh Brown so much, why don't you go to his website.

I think those beans are done.  I need something to eat.  Nothing works up an appetite like laughing at yourself and, of course, sex.  Guess I'll have to settle for just laughing at myself.

* Love your website, Josh!  Everybody, go there now.  I command you...